Funny One Liners

Don’t feel sad…don’t feel blue…Frankenstein was ugly too…

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together

Mind intentionally left blank…

If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why practice?

If it’s too loud, you’re too old

The best things in life aren’t things

Insanity is my only means of relaxation

When money talks, the criminal walks

Nope…..u still ugly!

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!

U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!